Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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