I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Randomize
