But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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