doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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