can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Michael Bay diarrhea
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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