i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it because I queefed?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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