All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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