People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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