Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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