dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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