that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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