winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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