my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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