The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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