I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Ambien. No doubt about it.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
