At least make sure they are 18
Why
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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