have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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