is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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