If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
