doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
tell me about the eggs
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