Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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