Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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