Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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