fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
