wake up i wanna do it froggy style
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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