We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Randomize
