called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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