I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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