I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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