Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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