It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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