Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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