either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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