Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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