I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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