Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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