Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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