if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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