I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Come share oat with me in your robe
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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