The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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