i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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