We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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