It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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