I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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