i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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