My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
We left an ass print on the piano.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
