your room smells of hookers.
And success
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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