i always forget guys have bellybuttons
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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