Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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