i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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