I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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